Poem – a soliloquy about a fiercely competitive relationship between two brothers.


It’s hard

Humorous nonsense poem playing with various senses of “sod” and other words and phrases in which “sod” is an element.

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Bad timing (1938)

Bad timing (1938) Poem retelling a family story about my father and his father. Dad ran away from home to enlist in the army just in time for World War Two.


Not Quite Procol

A re-write of the lyrics of “A Whiter Shade of Pale” using words from the Artwiculate word game.

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Pome Poem

Poem about apples and the various meanings of the acronym POME.


The Morning After

Short lexicographical and etymological poem exploring various forms of a word sometimes used to describe how one feels after a night of drinking.


Robert d’Boy

Beware of Robert the Boy! Piece of comic nonsense verse composed around the word hobbledehoy.

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Zelda the Zealot

Comic poem in rhyming couplets illustrated by photographs of a cat climbing a tree, playing in snow or curled asleep.